Jun
16
2009
Flim-flam: Magic Massage Bra
Posted by DDOCS in Scams, tags: Flim-flam, Psuedoscience, ScamsLadies, do you want to increase bust size without surgery? Well, step right up and take a gander at the Magic Massage Bra!
According to the company, this “micro-computerized, low-voltage, intensity adjustable” Magic Massage Bra will do all these things:
- Make breast up.
- Dredge breast glands.
- Eliminate blood stasis.
- Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid.
- Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure.
- If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
This really needs no explanation, as there is no way this product can really work. What is the science here, exactly? Breasts don’t get enlarged this way, folks.
But, it’s good for a laugh. [Thanks, Gizmodo!]
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All good ideas get recylced eventually. Explains why many of the good to ok movies coming out nowadays are remakes of movies that were successfully a while ago. But I digress…this product sounds like a bad offshoot of the prodcuts that promised to have you loose weight and not have to exercise at all by just stimulating your muscles by jiggling them around. Will this product also save strippers the trouble of having to jiggle their breasts in front of patrons by doing it for them?