Daily Dose of Common Sense

Here are some absurd product warnings and instructions.

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children.

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

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