How Old is Too Old to Trick-or-Treat?
Posted by DDOCS in Family, tags: Common Courtesy, Entertainment, Food, holidays, Parenting, Stupidity
Let’s face it: we all want free candy. The only thing better than free candy is free money, and that doesn’t happen very often (like, never). But, there comes a point where it becomes obnoxious to intrude into what is, essentially, an event for littler kids. For example, have you ever had a trick-or-treater with a real five o’clock shadow? Well, the Chicago Tribune has a great piece today on helping us all learn who is too old to trick or treat.
Here are some of the suggested guidelines:
I say that if you’re old enough to shave, you’re too old.
Old enough to drive? Too old.
Are you old enough to have an iPhone? Too old to trick-or-treat.
Old enough to remember life before Google? Too old.
Older than Miley Cyrus? Too old.
Not sure who Miley Cyrus is? Beyond too old.
[via Pat's Papers]
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