Daily Dose of Common Sense

Here are some more absurd product warnings and instructions.

Cardboard windshield sun shade:
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

Infant’s bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Package of Fisherman’s Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Hair Dryer:
Do not use in shower.

Hair Dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

Hand-held Massaging Device:
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

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