Daily Dose of Common Sense

At the top of the “Things I Better Not Ever Receive as a Gift” list is the Better Marriage Blanket. While the name may imply a blanket that gives you more hours in the day or more patience for your spouse, the real purpose is to absorb farts. I know you’re thinking this is an SNL commercial parody, but it’s a real product to eliminate bedtime odors.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxVhqkF9KgU

If your intestinal distress is so awful that you need to buy this blanket, then you need to sleep alone.

[Via the fine folks at AdWeek]

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