Ladies, do you want to increase bust size without surgery? Well, step right up and take a gander at the Magic Massage Bra!

According to the company, this “micro-computerized, low-voltage, intensity adjustable” Magic Massage Bra will do all these things:

• Make breast up.
• Dredge breast glands.
• Eliminate blood stasis.
• Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid.
• Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure.
• If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.

This really needs no explanation, as there is no way this product can really work. What is the science here, exactly? Breasts don’t get enlarged this way, folks.

But, it’s good for a laugh. [Thanks, Gizmodo!]